MORE NEW YORK TIMES SCANDALS!
Guest op-ed by Chris Brodeur <mayorcxb@gmail.com>

[Editor's note: Among the talents of stand-up performance artist, satirical song writer, media watch dog, independent mayoral candidate and occasional SHADOW contributor Christopher X. Brodeur, are his insightful rants on mainstream media negligence, municipal corruption and political scumbags, like former NYC mayor Giuliani and current mayor Bloomberg. Here, Chris presents his opinionated analysis, going for the jugular in his inimitable style.]

[October 30, 2009]: MORE NYTIMES scandals! (Sheesh!)

And a few more points for today, b/c the media simply refuses to discuss
issues or solutions----in order to cheat yet another election.

[author hopes you’ll forgive the sloppy layout herein. Since Bloombag lost
CXB 6 apartments in 4 years, author’s life has been completely destroyed.]

1. REPEAT: The NY Times is extremely corrupt, and the over-$20 million dollars
in bribes, er, “record advertising dollars” from Emperor Bloombag has
encouraged them to lie for their candidate Tax Hike Mike.

(Especially since the Times is in serious DEBT, like the NY Post, and
desperately needs the Emperor’s helping hand [$$$$!].)  The Times is also
STILL censoring my comments on their website comments section, b/c no one is
listing more super-scandalous facts about Mike than I. (But they are NOT
censoring any pro-Bloombag posts filled with obvious lies. Hmm.)  (The Post
and Daily News do NOT censor any of my comments, again proving that the NY Times
is the most dishonest paper in town.) (Which is not exactly the same thing
as “corrupt”. Time Out is still the most “corrupt” periodical in NYC.)

2. Since few people seemed to notice that Bloombag HIMSELF SAID THAT HE
DESTROYED NYC in the last debate and in newer ads, let me do the math for
you:

In 2001, Mike promised to not raise taxes to get elected. He went further
and said “raising taxes would destroy NYC’s economy and kill jobs”.

He then raised taxes more than any mayor in NYC history.

He then said NYC’s economy was collapsing and jobs were fleeing the city at
a record pace.

ERGO: Mike says Mike killed NYC.

IN THE FINAL DEBATE between Thompson and Tax Hike Mike, a few days back, I was
VERY happy to see Bloombag whip this anti-brilliant lie out again: whomever
raises taxes KILLS JOBS and the economy.

ERGO: Mike, yet again, admits Mike killed NYC!

I agree with Bloombag and his staff 100% on their assertion that he ruined
NYC.

(Call his campaign and ask, and watch them refuse to discuss it or explain
it!)

The media unanimously kept this secret so people who didn’t watch the debate
would never know that MIKE SAID MIKE IS THE WORST MAYOR IN US HISTORY. (Team
Thompson is likely too dumb or scared to point it out too.)

3. BELOW are articles by the NYTimes’ Christine Haughney and Manny Fernandez
(both of whom are afraid they’ll lose their job if they report fully how
criminal Mike Bloomberg is----just as 100% of NYTimes reporters told you
Bernie Kerik was an American Hero and Mr. Honesty).

ONE ARTICLE is full of bullshit about Bloomberg and all the JOBS Bloombag
says he created. I will show you some of the clear lies.

The OTHER ARTICLE is full of bullshit on Bloombag’s lies about HOUSING.
Again, I will uncover certain LIES for you.

(If you can’t stomach seeing how dishonest your media and govt TRULY are,
please read no further!)

IN MY TIRELESS efforts to teach you HOW to see thru the endless lies by
MEDIA, in a moment I will dismantle much of the CLEAR BULLSHIT by the
NY Times (who have a record of never fact-checking their stories and just
reprinting the lies by lying liars)!

4. FUN QUICK FACT for today: TAX HIKE MIKE gave over $5 million to the MARIST
pollsters, the QUINNIPIAC pollsters, and other polling companies, and his
City Hall press goon Andrew Brent confirmed this for me. (I fact check,
unlike the media.)

Spread the word.

DOES this give them any CONFLICT OF INTEREST when they do magical polls that
say “NYC LOVES THE EMPEROR!”?

The fact that they don’t even DISCLOSE this conflict means there is a 100%
chance their polls are DECEPTIVE (and illegal).

THIS is why media shoves so many “Polls” down our throats:

Stalin and Hitler and ALL dictators use this kind of Peer Pressure horseshit
to shape “public opinion”, because IT WORKS. (If you insist that 95% of
Americans believe in a virgin birth, more people will believe in a virgin
birth, b/c no one wants to be the oddball out! Even though not one of them
truly believes in a virgin birth.)

(You may want to read some Orwell while you’re at it!)

AGAIN: even Team Hitler said controlling the media is far more powerful than
controlling armies with weapons, and they were totally right, which is WHY
the Allies tried and executed a German NEWSPAPER EDITOR and did NOT execute
all the German soldiers who actually murdered women and children. THEY KNEW
that a Newspaper Editor is the ultimate Weapon Of Mass Destruction.)

(Power sometimes corrupts, and Newspaper Editors have even more power than
the President of the USA, but we like to pretend we don’t know this!)

FUN FACT: when I was running for mayor, we went out with a camera and proved
I was polling at 100%. (I can recreate this test before your very eyes if
anyone doubts me.)

JASON TRACHTENBURG got a call in 2005 from one of these phony polling
companies, asking him WHO he was voting for, and when he said “CXB”, they
told him he could not give that answer! He insisted he’d NEVER vote for
Bloombag or Ferrer and was voting for me and they NEVER EVER allowed his
answer to count. (This is a serious crime, but no one has the courage to
stand up to the pollsters who can end ANY CAREER they want.)

(THIS JUST IN: “90% of the public says the Attorney General [who arrested
criminal pollsters] should resign!”)

BY LAW, I had to be polling at under 1% to be barred from the televised
debates in 2005. (It’s more complex than this, so ask me for the details if
you doubt me.) (EX: the margin of error in polls.)

THE 4% I got AFTER being arrested twice DURING the campaign (on false
charges but humans think govt doesn’t lie) and AFTER being blacklisted by
all media and most non-profit debates, ALONE proved many federal laws were
broken.

YOU THINK OUR ELECTION SYSTEM IS CORRUPT?

You have no clue. (It’s about 80% worse than your worst fears.)

5. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON’T PAY ATTENTION, (like Jessica Delfino who just
told me she trusts what the media says about the pension story), DEMOCRAT
BILL THOMPSON already humiliated Criminal Bloomberg in both debates
regarding the PENSION FUND SCANDALS.

Bloombag, who has lied about every single subject, knows that voters and
humans don’t like DETAILS and so he just keeps hammering the LIE that
Thompson ran the schools (no he didn’t) and that Thompson made bad
investments with our pension funds (no he didn’t).

THOMPSON NAILED PSYCHO MIKE by pointing out that BLOOMBAG runs the pension
funds! (Mike appoints the Pension Boards and sits on them himself!!)

It’s far more scandalous (for Mike) than this, but I know y’all get bored
with details and facts, so let’s get to the latest misleading NYTimes
stories....

* FIRST UP, a story that does criticize Bloomberg mildly, about JOB CREATION
(and the economy) while leaving out tons of facts that would have NO ONE
voting for Tax Hike Mike. *

FACT: Unemployment in NYC would be perhaps TWICE AS HIGH as it already is (more
than 10%) if not for the ARTIFICIAL programs by Washington DC (the bank
bailout helped retain jobs in NYC more than anywhere else on earth---HOW THE
FUCK does Bloombag take credit for that? He didn’t retain shit, and we saw
that just with the closing of the Stella Dora factory last month.) (He’s
also the one most responsible for the banking crash and wall street crash
but no one tells you the facts!)

FACT: In his “defense” Bloombag HAS created many jobs, and MOST of those were
ARTIFICIAL and gratuitous and done for CORRUPT reasons.

EX: Mike (like Rudy) says to his rich developer pals “Listen, I need to
create jobs, so I’m going to give you 50 YEARS of taxbreaks if you construct
luxury condos that no one needs or wants” and his pals did exactly this for
16 years now. We get TEMPORARY construction jobs that are a FAKE BUBBLE (b/c
no mayor gives a shit what happens after they’re gone from office) and it
ONLY COST TAXPAYERS BILLIONS!

Hooray!

WHY did the Times leave THIS critical fact out? Ask the author, Christine.
She pled the fifth when I tried to ask her!

FACT: The Times’ is well-aware that both Rudy and Tax Hike Mike gave away TENS OF
BILLIONS of YOUR dollars in corporate welfare as “economic development” and
almost always, the Big Corporations still laid off tens of thousands of
workers but STILL kept YOUR money which they got in exchange for NOT laying
them off. (Suckers!)

HOW DOES THE  TIMES LEAVE THAT DEADLY FACT OUT?

(With just THOSE tens of billions given to multi-millionaires alone, NYC
could’ve hired 500,000 workers to fix every park in NYC and repave ever
third-world roadway!!! Again, it’s infinitely worse than the media wants you
to think, b/c reporting the truth would “violate national security”, ie, the
Little People would RIOT.)

FACT: No one is more responsible for jobs than the mayor. (The “conventional
wisdom” is absolutely wrong again.)

EX: in my 100 INNOVATIONS FOR NYC, I promised that I would fire tens of
thousands of people (doing stooped jobs) and give them newer jobs that were
better, while SAVING you billion$.

EX: both Bloombag and Giuliani practiced a devastating pattern where they’d
lay off tons of people (that’s called “CREATING unemployment” on my planet)
but then negate any savings by doubling the salaries of the people still
working for the govt, using the argument “they are now doing more work to
make up for those laid off, so we have to pay our cronies a LOT more”!!!!!
(THIS IS ROBBERY done in secrecy.)

EX: Bloombag pays one of his City Hall press goons like Andrew Brent
$120,000 for a job I can get almost anyone to do better for $30,000 a year.
(The Mayor’s City Hall press office refuses to answer almost any questions
reporters ask, sometimes claiming they don’t have enough staff! Well,
instead of paying a criminal like Brent $120,000, you could hire FOUR people
for the same amount of money----“CREATING JOBS” and improving everyone’s
quality of life (except for that crook Brent).

GOT THAT? I could INCREASE govt productivity 400% and it would cost ZERO
dollars to do. NOT BAD! (This is why 100% of the media blacklisted my
campaign. They knew I could crush any opponent in a fair fight.)

FACT: Bloombag just gave convicted criminal Ray Kelly (NYPD Police Commissioner) a
$23,000 PAY RAISE he didn’t need. Retroactively. (What is Ray going to spend
it on? Going to TWICE as many fancy restaurants a day now??) (Is he going to
buy ANOTHER expensive car made in NYC? Nope. The money was STOLEN from our
economy. Does Kelly need that extra $23K a year, when we could HIRE A PERSON
to do something PRODUCTIVE for that money? Is Kelly going to go to more
movies or Broadway shows per week? WHY DOESN’T THE TIMES ASK HIM?)

Also note that Bloombag wasted all those billions on “con-struction” that
didn’t need to be done, like paying to have 2 stadiums built (even though we
already had 2 stadiums that worked fine) AND paying tons of money to have
the 2 stadiums we ALREADY OWN destroyed! Creating FAKE temp jobs instead of
REAL long-term jobs, see?

It’s one of the most evil shell games in recorded history.

I CAN GIVE YOU endless variations on this such as my promise to rescind the
100% pay hikes Rudy and Mike gave the entire City Council [to buy them off].
(Instead of $112,000 a year for their PART-TIME JOB, I could hire $20,000 a
year part-time GARDENERS to beautify the city while the Council members only
earn $50,000.)

(THIS is how Mike increased NYC’s overhead by 50%----from $40 billion in
2001 to $60 billion today. And what do we have to show for that extra $20
billion every 12 months????)

Remember: Bloombag’s trickle-down economics CANNOT WORK, b/c the RICH spend
much of their money OUTSIDE of NYC, [buying another mansion in Bermuda,
Mike?] while the poor and middle class do NOT.

I don’t have time for this shit, people, so if anyone from Team Bloombag or
the NY Times wants to publicly debate the facts, let’s do it! (For now, let’s
move on.)

I’ll end this rebuttal to the Times’ article about Mike creating jobs by
mocking this inane lie:

“*Working-class New Yorkers who kept their jobs or stayed in the same field
saw their pay rise faster than the rate of inflation.”*

*The Times’ SOURCE for this outrageous claim?  Read the piece yourself
[below].

All they come up with is Census “ESTIMATES”!!!!!

I can  personally say that my pay did NOT increase more than the rate of
inflation, and stayed flat at one job for the entire 8 years, but these
arguments are difficult b/c THEY CAN FUDGE EVERY SINGLE STATISTIC ANY WAY
THEY WANT. (Even the govt’s definition of “inflation” is ALL LIES, b/c if
they tell you the truth, about 100% inflation, 4,000% inflation, etc, you’ll
vote them all out of office.)

AND THE MOST KILLER FACT IS THAT BLOOMBAG AND HIS OWN STAFF have all said no
one did more than Tax Hike Mike to KILL JOBS in NYC. WHY does the NYTimes
think that’s not relevant in this article?*

LET’S NOW JUMP TO A FEW MISLEADING BITS OF THE TIMES’ article on
*HOUSING.*(Or jump down if you want to first read their JOBS article.)

*HOUSING BULLSHIT*

LET’S expose a few LIES about The NY Times recent HOUSING article, which,
again, appears to be fair and balanced----if you look superficially. (Sound
familiar?)

Manny’s article is filled with OUTRAGEOUS lies or “mistakes”. I only need to
highlight a few to prove to you how dishonest the NY Times is.

FACT: If Bloombag had actually built 200,000 affordable apartments, everyone would
hail him.

WHY? Because humans are not smart.

FACT: It would’ve cost taxpayers up to ZERO DOLLARS to just maintain the 200,000
affordable units MIKE BLOOMBAG (and his pals) ERADICATED.

(Hell, Bloombag worked to get rid of the 20,000 affordable units just in
Stuy Town and Peter Cooper Village alone!) (Hell, Bloombag is warehousing
over 20,000 EMPTY apartments just in the PUBLIC HOUSING complexes around NYC
to diminish housing stock on behalf of his rich landlord pals---at a cost of
tens of millions in lost rent per year!) (Did you think I was exaggerating
when I called Bloomberg the WORST MAYOR EVER?)

WHEN the mayor spends billions BEHIND YOUR BACK to eliminate affordable
units and then spends billions BEHIND YOUR BACK to “replace” these units,
that alone is enough to jail him for a very long time.

(It’s like me chopping off your fingers and charging you for the privilege.
And then me sewing new fingers on your hand, and charging you exorbitant
amounts for the privilege!  And then I go on TV and say “I’m the greatest! I
even saved someone’s hand!!! This is Bloombag’s entire M.O. in most
categories!)

FACT: Bloomberg did this in many areas: he spent millions to install bike lanes.
Then he spent millions to REMOVE those bike lanes. Then he spent millions to
install new ones.

Tax Hike Mike spent tens of millions to cut down healthy, mature trees
(McCombs park; Randall’s Island; Fulton Mall; East River Park; Washington Sq
Park; etc)

He then spent tens of millions to plant new trees! (And everyone cheered,
unaware that he had just stolen tons of money to end up with the same amount
of trees we had before he spent $75 million of your tax money, suckers!)

Tax Hike Mike spent millions to end recycling. Then he spent millions to
RESTART recycling.

Tax Hike Mike spent billions to build new stadiums we DID NOT NEED. He then
spent hundreds of millions to raze the perfectly fine stadiums we already
owned!

(This is more shell-game as “economic development”, and I think it’s even
worse than, say, paying 50 City Hall cronies $200,000 a year to tell us the
earth spun around again. We like to forget the pollution, waste,
inconvenience to neighbors, etc, caused by gratuitous con-struction.)

FACT: This sentence from the Times alone is enough to arrest the
NY Times reporter and editors: **

*“The affordability of all of the city’s 2.1 million rental apartments is of
course beyond the control of Mr. Bloomberg and the city’s housing agency,
the Department of Housing Preservation and Development <http://www.nyc.gov/html/hpd/html/home/home.shtml>.”
*
THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS HORSESHIT ON MANY LEVELS.

EX: The Times reported endlessly that the Mayor has little control over the
schools. TODAY, they report the exact opposite. (Hmm.) (Just as they told us
for 5 years that Kerik was a hero and NOW they report he’s a criminal.)

NOW we are to believe the same thing here?

WHY did Tax Hike Mike say “the mayor should control the schools” while
simultaneously saying “the mayor should NOT control housing in NYC”????

The very fact that Bloombag thinks far away politicians in Albany should
totally control NYC’s housing laws is a LONE SCANDAL that is enough to end
his career. But no one knows the facts. (IT’s called the Urstadt Law. Look
that sinister, anti-American shit up.)

ASK MIKE why he doesn’t think NYC politicians should have any say in NYC
housing laws. (He won’t answer the question. Neither will his staff.)
(REMEMBER: Bloombag’s own police commish says “when someone refuses to
answer questions it means GUILT”. I agree.)

MIKE SAYS HE DOESN’T CARE ABOUT NYC HOUSING and does NOT want the power to
fix it. (I agree with him. He does not want to fix it.)

FACT: There are thousands of separate, scandalous facts that prove BLOOMBAG’S
WHOLE GOAL WAS TO RID NYC OF RENT CONTROL and affordable housing.

EX: Even the pro-Emperor media has admitted Bloombag was the NUMBER ONE FUNDER
of the Albany REPUBLICANS who already killed many rent protections and
promised to try and remove the rest! (He was not so generous with the Albany
DEMOCRATS who want MORE protections of affordable housing. THIS may be why
100% of reporters other than me insist that Mike is a “Lifelong Democrat”
while I point out he is a lifelong Republican

FACT: Bloombag stole BILLIONS from you to ELIMINATE affordable housing by funding
LUXURY CONDOS! (Remember that dirty fact: NYC hasn’t merely been flooded by
empty luxury apartments and condos… they were funded partially BY TAXPAYERS
behind your backs, suckers!)

EX: the 80/20 rule is a TOTAL SCAM the media kept secret from y’all. (Mike
says to his rich developer dinner pals: “I’ll give you tax dollars to build
luxury condos if you hold a press conference saying you will INCLUDE
“affordable units” in these developments. YOU get free cash, and I get
credit for ‘building’ affordable units!”

The affordable units are then NEVER EVER BUILT and who’s the wiser? NO ONE
POLICES CITY HALL or the media.

(There are many more scams than this. This is just ONE type of scam.)

(NEVER FORGET: NONE OF BLOOMBAG’S STATS HAVE EVER BEEN VERIFIED BY ANYONE!
EVER! And when people have tried, Bloombag and his $100k plus “press
officers” stonewall and block questions and violate the FOIL law!) (Freedom
of Information)

FACT: NO ONE ON EARTH is more responsible for affordability in NYC than Tax Hike
Mike.

EX: every reporter knows about Bloombag’s record PROPERTY TAX HIKES and they
all know HE ALONE ballooned everyone’s rent, but they won’t report it b/c of
the Emperor’s power and money.

(It’s FAR worse than this implies, but it gets complicated for laymen. EX: I
only know of the 25% property tax hikes by Mike, but many property owners
complain about 4,000% property tax hikes, b/c Mike not only raised the RATE
of the tax, he also had his “assessors” RAISE THE VALUES when assessing the
property, so the property owner is hit by TWO DIFFERENT punches: the 25%
rate hike, AND the new assessment of the value of the property---follow? No
ones taxes just went up 25% b/c Tax Hike Mike says now that your $100,000
home is worth $400,000 so the amount of cash you owe Tax Hike Mike is
astronomically more than just the 25% hike in the RATE you pay! The details
are fun but do you people even care?)

(ANALOGY: you buy a car for $1,000 and a 10% sales tax is $100, right? Tax
Hike Mike increased that tax, say, 25%, which would make your tax for the
same $1,000 car $250 instead of $100---a HUGE increase. But Mike ALSO raised
the PRICE OF THE CAR-----by raising the assessments of everyone’s property!!
Get it? When I say he’s the worst mayor of all time, that’s me being
conservative. I know of over 3 million different Bloombag scandals, and yet
I don’t know 1% of his crimes or scandals!!!)

BUT THE MEDIA KEEPS THIS ALL SECRET FROM YOU!

(They DID, however, instead write stories about Mike’s girlfriend and Bill’s
wife, b/c voters need to know THIS critical stuff before they vote next
Tuesday.)

AGAIN: MEDIA IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL. *

Hitler, Bush, Giuliani, Bloombag----ALL were put into office by NEWS MEDIA
that deceived the population to benefit these criminals and cheat them into
power (so the media moguls could profit off it).

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