THE RIGHT TESTICLE OF HELL:
HISTORY OF A HAITIAN HOLOCAUST
BLACKWATER BEFORE DRINKING WATER

By Greg Palast

Sunday 17 January 2010

1. Bless the President for having rescue teams in the air almost immediately. That
was President Olafur Grimsson of Iceland. On Wednesday, the AP reported that the
President of the United States promised, "The initial contingent of 2,000 Marines
could be deployed to the quake-ravaged country within the next few days." "In a
few days," Mr. Obama?

2. There's no such thing as a 'natural' disaster. 200,000 Haitians have been slaughtered
by slum housing and IMF "austerity" plans.

3. A friend of mine called. Do I know a journalist who could get medicine to her father?
And she added, trying to hold her voice together, "My sister, she's under the rubble.
Is anyone going who can help, anyone?" Should I tell her, "Obama will have Marines
there in 'a few days'"?

4. China deployed rescuers with sniffer dogs within 48 hours. China, Mr. President.
China: 8,000 miles distant. Miami: 700 miles close. US bases in Puerto Rico: right there.

5. Obama's Defense Secretary Robert Gates said, "I don't know how this government
could have responded faster or more comprehensively than it has." We know Gates
doesn't know.

6. From my own work in the field, I know that FEMA has access to ready-to-go potable
water, generators, mobile medical equipment and more for hurricane relief on the Gulf
Coast. It's all still there. Army Lt. Gen. Russel Honoré, who served as the task force
commander for emergency response after Hurricane Katrina, told the Christian Science
Monitor, "I thought we had learned that from Katrina, take food and water and start
evacuating people." Maybe we learned but, apparently, Gates and the Defense
Department missed school that day.

7. Send in the Marines. That's America's response. That's what we're good at. The
aircraft carrier USS Carl Vinson finally showed up after three days. With what? It was
dramatically deployed – without any emergency relief supplies. It has sidewinder
missiles and 19 helicopters.

8. But don't worry, the International Search and Rescue Team, fully equipped and self-
sufficient for up to seven days in the field, deployed immediately with ten metric tons
of tools and equipment, three tons of water, tents, advanced communication equipment
and water purifying capability. They're from Iceland.

9. Gates wouldn't send in food and water because, he said, there was no "structure ...
to provide security." For Gates, appointed by Bush and allowed to hang around by
Obama, it's security first. That was his lesson from Hurricane Katrina. Blackwater before
drinking water.

10. Previous US presidents have acted far more swiftly in getting troops on the ground
on that island. Haiti is the right half of the island of Hispaniola. It's treated like the right
testicle of Hell. The Dominican Republic the left. In 1965, when Dominicans demanded
the return of Juan Bosch, their elected President, deposed by a junta, Lyndon Johnson
reacted to this crisis rapidly, landing 45,000 US Marines on the beaches to prevent the
return of the elected president.

11. How did Haiti end up so economically weakened, with infrastructure, from hospitals
to water systems, busted or non-existent - there are two fire stations in the entire nation -
and infrastructure so frail that the nation was simply waiting for "nature" to finish it off?

Don't blame Mother Nature for all this death and destruction. That dishonor goes to Papa
Doc and Baby Doc, the Duvalier dictatorship, which looted the nation for 28 years. Papa
and his Baby put an estimated 80% of world aid into their own pockets - with the complicity
of the US government happy to have the Duvaliers and their voodoo militia, Tonton
Macoutes, as allies in the Cold War. (The war was easily won: the Duvaliers' death squads
murdered as many as 60,000 opponents of the regime.)

12. What Papa and Baby didn't run off with, the IMF finished off through its "austerity"
plans. An austerity plan is a form of voodoo orchestrated by economists zomby-fied by
an irrational belief that cutting government services will somehow help a nation prosper.

13. In 1991, five years after the murderous Baby fled, Haitians elected a priest, Jean-Bertrand Aristide, who resisted the IMF's austerity diktats. Within months, the military, to the applause
of Papa George HW Bush, deposed him.

History repeats itself, first as tragedy, then as farce. The farce was George W. Bush. In 2004,
after the priest Aristide was re-elected President, he was kidnapped and removed again, to
the applause of Baby Bush.

14. Haiti was once a wealthy nation, the wealthiest in the hemisphere, worth more, wrote
Voltaire in the 18th century, than that rocky, cold colony known as New England. Haiti's
wealth was in black gold: slaves. But then the slaves rebelled - and have been paying for
it ever since.

From 1825 to 1947, France forced Haiti to pay an annual fee to reimburse the profits lost by
French slaveholders caused by their slaves' successful uprising. Rather than enslave
individual Haitians, France thought it more efficient to simply enslave the entire nation.

15. Secretary Gates tells us, "There are just some certain facts of life that affect how quickly
you can do some of these things." The Navy's hospital boat will be there in, oh, a week or so. Heckuva job, Brownie!

16. Note just received from my friend. Her sister was found, dead; and her other sister had
to bury her. Her father needs his anti-seizure medicines. That's a fact of life too, Mr. President.

[Through our journalism network, we are trying to get my friend's medicines to her father.
If any reader does have someone getting into or near Port-au-Prince, please contact Haiti@GregPalast.com immediately.]

[Urgently recommended reading - The Black Jacobins: Toussaint L'Ouverture and the San
Domingo Revolution, the history of the successful slave uprising in Hispaniola by the brilliant
CLR James.]

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